Friday, May 20, 2011

Happy Rapture Day

Which way are you headed?

Soooooo, I guess I shouldn't have worried about the GOP idiots and the debt ceiling.  Turns out tomorrow is the Rapture, so Ollie-Ollie-Oxen-Free.

As a semi-regular church goer, I might have a chance at ascending to heaven as Gabriel's trumpet sounds, but I'm an Episcopalian so probably not.

Anyway, I couldn't leave the Most Splendid and Radiant Wife, Thing One and Thing Two (and even the Hound of the Basketcase).  That would be hell.

So I guess I'm stuck here.

Still, I kind of hope some sort of Rapture happens anyway.  Any chance to get rid of those religious busy bodies is OK by me.  I always sort of thought Christ was telling us how to live better lives here rather than giving us the password to a better life somewhere else.

Maybe that's why I won't be joining the pious tomorrow.

That's OK, I have two soccer games, a class and a night out with friends.  So tomorrow wouldn't have worked for me anyway.

UPDATE:  Bin Laden still dead.  People still unraptured.

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