Thursday, August 11, 2011

Feel The Perry-neum!

Didja hear?  Didja hear?  ZOMG!  

So, my tout for the GOP 2012 nomination appears to be getting into the race.

Rick Perry is - by most accounts - a perfect GOP candidate.  He is impossibly rugged looking but with immaculate hair.  Seriously, that hair is something else.  He is a gun nut who goes jogging with a pistol, because...

He talked idly about secession.  He has a state so mired in red ink from cutting taxes that its schools are so far at the bottom of the barrel they are looking for a new barrel.  Oh, and he's a Christianist - though maybe less nutty than Bachmann.

If Perry succeeds in becoming the anti-Romney, and the rumored skeletons in his closet don't come out before the convention, then I think he's the nominee.  And I think - barring the unforeseen - he loses.

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