Oh. My. God.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2cd51d335b/bad-lip-reading-rick-perry-s-strong-ad

That link will make your whole damned day.

And if it doesn't?  Try this one:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a6e1fea587/newt-gingrich-a-bad-lip-reading-soundbite?rel=player&playlist=334652