Friday, April 3, 2015

I Have This All Wrong

I've been a sap, a dupe, a buffoon.

I should be a conservative.  First, I will create something...pizza parlor has been taken, maybe a florist shop.

Then I will refuse to serve homosexuals.

Then I will shut down.

Then I will fund my kids college with the help of Glenn Beck.

Quick: Give me an accomplishment of Sarah Palin.  Give me a legislative feat of Ted Cruz.  Give me an election that Ben Carson has won.

And yet the money rolls in.

A fool and his money + the internet = early retirement.

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