Things About Which I Have No Shits To Give

I don't really care that Jeb "JEB!" Bush registered as a Hispanic in 2009.

As Bush himself said, "I don't think I fooled anyone."  If anything it was a slip-up.

If it drives the base more howlingly mad, I guess it's kind of funny, but really this is a nothingburger.

Let's move along, folks.