O'Reilly Straddles Fence, Crushes Own Balls

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bill-oreilly-david-duke-shouting-match

A) Bring noted white supremacist David Duke on your show.

B) Argue with noted white supremacist David Duke on your show.

C) Say that noted white supremacist David Duke will not get a "fair shake" from the liberal media.

D) Say that noted white supremacist David Duke is in fact a noted white supremacist.

And this dance with noted white supremacist David Duke is called the Fox Trot.