TACO returns.
Trump chickened out on his plans to annex Greenland (Iceland? Greenland? Iceland?) by coercive means. On some level, this is just the obvious psychology of a bully who had his bluff called. Perhaps someone showed him the polling numbers that have "Annexing Greenland" lower than "Trump's handling of the Epstein Files." More likely the cratering bond markets in the face of a potentially ruinous rupture between the US and Europe got his attention.
The relationship between the US and Europe since 1945 and 1989 has been one of incredible benefits to both sides of the Atlantic. Trump is congenitally unable to conceive of a mutually beneficial relationship. In his warped, blinkered world view, there are only winners and losers, conquerors and victims. When Europe stood up to him - I can just imagine Hegseth and Miller repeating the fiction that Europeans are just cheese-eating surrender monkeys - he must have been shocked. Called on his bullshit, he did what he always does in such situations: he declared "victory" and retreated.
Still, the damage is done. When Mark Carney, of all people, is declaring that the old order of a US-led community of democracies is dead, I think he means it. I think he's wise to say it. I do think a future, not-insane US president can undo some of this damage, but let's be clear: if you are Europe or Canada or Japan-South Korea, can you really rely on the US? Are you going to put yourself at the mercy of a bunch of misogynist swing voters in the Upper Midwest every four years?
And this was all SO FUCKING DUMB. Greenland? Seriously? The plan, I think, was that this would be the pretext to break up NATO. Trump's insane, rambling screed at Davos sounds like a guy trying to get his third wife to divorce him by abusing her verbally and making her initiate the divorce proceedings. I don't think even Trump wants his fingerprints all over the demise of NATO. He's an expert at creating crises and then getting someone else to hold the bag for them. He's a coward, as we know all bullies are.
Your obligatory reminder that at any moment, the Republican Party could remove this manifestly unwell man from his position of power. Yes, Trump is uniquely awful, among the worst people this nation has ever produced. But he is not doing this alone; the silence of the GOP is as damning as his inchoate whining speeches.
