Blog Credo

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H.L. Mencken

Friday, April 3, 2015

I Have This All Wrong

I've been a sap, a dupe, a buffoon.

I should be a conservative.  First, I will create parlor has been taken, maybe a florist shop.

Then I will refuse to serve homosexuals.

Then I will shut down.

Then I will fund my kids college with the help of Glenn Beck.

Quick: Give me an accomplishment of Sarah Palin.  Give me a legislative feat of Ted Cruz.  Give me an election that Ben Carson has won.

And yet the money rolls in.

A fool and his money + the internet = early retirement.

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