The Onion FTW

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-in-coma-enters-gop-race-already-polling-ahead,26389/

Also, too, Michelle Bachmann at the debate on Obama's foreign policy: "He put us into Libya and now he's put us into Africa."

Sigh...

Also, Mittens make a "Kinsley Gaffe" whereby he makes a mistake by being overly truthful.  In this case saying, "I can't have illegal immigrants working for me, I'm running for office for Pete's sake!"  Yes, because if you weren't...

UPDATE:  I think this sums it up nicely:  http://twitter.com/#!/LOLGOP/status/126476623460581376