Rick Perry Is Jealous Of Louis Gohmert

Louie Gohmert is the Stupidest Man In America.

Or Texas.

Kind of the same applicant pool.

Because here comes Governor Goodhair to challenge Gohmert for his Stupid Crown.

Here, we learn that Perry thinks that implementing Obamacare would be not only unconstitutional, but criminal.

Because when both houses of Congress create a bill, send it to the President who signs it and then the Supreme Court gives it the okey-dokey, that's the same as knocking over a liquor store.

Perry has also decided to help out Wendy Davis' campaign by doing a little mansplaining.

High on their own supply or stuffed full of their own bullshit?

Discuss!