Which way are you headed?
As a semi-regular church goer, I might have a chance at ascending to heaven as Gabriel's trumpet sounds, but I'm an Episcopalian so probably not.
Anyway, I couldn't leave the Most Splendid and Radiant Wife, Thing One and Thing Two (and even the Hound of the Basketcase). That would be hell.
So I guess I'm stuck here.
Still, I kind of hope some sort of Rapture happens anyway. Any chance to get rid of those religious busy bodies is OK by me. I always sort of thought Christ was telling us how to live better lives here rather than giving us the password to a better life somewhere else.
Maybe that's why I won't be joining the pious tomorrow.
That's OK, I have two soccer games, a class and a night out with friends. So tomorrow wouldn't have worked for me anyway.
UPDATE: Bin Laden still dead. People still unraptured.
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