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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H.L. Mencken

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Mitt's Fail Tour

One of the most interesting things about Romney's campaign is how much he shields himself from the press.  Romney almost never takes questions, he only issues statements.

So he's in the tabloid capital of the world and goes and makes a prat of himself.  Basically, Mitt Romney is a dick.  Not to everyone probably.  I bet his grandkids like him.

But the evidence is mounting that he's just a colossal dick.  He can't help but insult people he's around.  He can't remember things like the freaking head of the Labour party right after he had a meeting with him.  (To be fair, Ed Miliband is kind of forgettable.)

Mitt Romney is...

A) a terrible politician

B) kind of a dick

C) hiding his tax returns because there is politically damaging stuff in there

Can you prove any of these things wrong?

And, holy crap, he's headed to Israel next.  By the time he leaves there Israel and the US will be at war.

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