"Learn how to be an American"?
That's the counterattack?
The "American formula for success"? What? Deregulation and tax cuts, John? You were chief of staff for Bush I, who was not exactly known for his macroeconomic acumen.
I think the GOP should change their mascot from the elephant to this guy:
UPDATE: I like Chait's take on it:
With this single sentence, Sununa wins the Republican Mad Libs contest for all time.