Blog Credo

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H.L. Mencken

Thursday, July 19, 2012

White On Black Crime

Wingers have been floating a "statistically untrue" story that since Barack Hussein Shaka Zulu Malcolm X Obama was elected president of the coasts of America and Kenya a crime wave of black on white crime has erupted.  With swarthy muscular black men assaulting fine white job creators and stealing their entrepreneurial  spirit.  Or something.  The important thing is that criticism of Obama is not about race.

Anyway, turns out that the REAL crime has been white people (and I mean REALLY white people) stealing from black people.  And I'm not talking about what Capitol One was doing in their call centers.

Turns out a bunch of white hipsters have been stealing black music.

I want Al Green and Huey Newton to pop a cap in Mayer Hawthorne's ass...

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