Luftwaffle

Apparently Mitt Romney has a competition to name his campaign plane.  Wonkette has some submissions:

http://wonkette.com/484146/romneys-world-with-the-middle-east-on-fire-he-would-like-us-to-help-rename-his-plane#idc-cover

Snakes on a Plane
Two Right Wings
Hair Cut One
Air Seamus
Aerostiff
The Mousse Goose
Swiss Air
Con Air
Air Force 1%
Error-plane

Just a few suggestions, Mitt.  I like Air Force 1%.