Italy Ain't Us.

Berlusconi sadly contemplates life beyond the pomp of state.

Noted Horndog and serial pervert Silvio Berlusconi (also Prime Minister of Italy) is resigning from his day job in order to spend more time with his teenage prostitutes.

Berlusconi committed numerous indecent acts upon the bodies of young women over the years, but it was his improper acts towards the body politic that has led to his ouster.  Apparently, once we are done cleaning up the Greece-y dishes, we will have to cleanup the stained sheets that Silvio left behind.

In a entirely unrelated note, Herman Cain has announced his candidacy for Italian Prime Minister.